Bride
Within the first 15 minutes of knowing each other, Jess told Tanner that she was tough—and he knew she wasn’t joking. Fortunately, she has other qualities that are less intimidating. She willingly sat through a blizzard to watch Tanner pitch, and has showed again and again that she will go to the greatest lengths to support him. Tanner thinks she’s so pretty and has such a great sense of fashion that he actually started to buy nice clothes so he wouldn’t be an embarrassment in public. Jess swears she doesn’t want any pets, but Tanner questions that when he sees how she plays with her family’s three cats. It’s cliche, but he really does feel like the luckiest guy on the planet to be able to marry Jess.
Groom
Tanner’s got this unique ability to become an expert at basically anything. Although his pitching career has ended, he still remains an avid promoter of the most important micronutrient (Na). Sodium isn't the only thing Tanner's nuts about, he's also quite crazy about Jess. His ability to make her fall in love with him over and over again goes beyond his noteworthy stature and incredibly good looks. He's a leader and has got a remarkably faithful heart. His courage and romantic gestures are incomparable, but his dance moves are improved slightly when Jess is on his arm ;)
Matron of Honor
My literal day 1. From sharing a room, seemingly unending hand-me-downs and cat fights, to dance videos, late summer nights, and college skype chats (yes, skype), she's been there through it all. She has a radiant smile (and also an intimidating glare). Her style has always been worth copying, and what can I say, if it wasn't partially for her, I wouldn't even be writing this bio for this wedding. And yes, she 100% likes her dog more than she likes you.
Best Man
J-Rod, Jerry, Lilrek, or whatever you know him as you probably know him, because who doesn't tbh. He throws a nasty slider and even got credit in the local paper for his older brother's high school game successes too.....(thanks a lot Sheboygan Press). If you see him walking alone in obscure places, don't be alarmed, he's just taking a photo. He may be the little brother, but his heart has always been big. We cant wait to hear what kind of speech he's going to come up with on the big day ;)
Maid of Honor
Who would have known the mute girl with the tight bermuda shorts, and birds nest bun would turn out to be my best friend ;) She's got a killer laugh (seriously, leave the room once she revs that engine up) and can rock a housekeepers uniform better than anyone else I know. She's loves "The Office" as much as I do, and smiles no matter what her actual emotion, the one and ONLY Megan Klompenhouwer (thank goodness).
Groomsman
Well, he can kind of take credit for this marriage. He was the initial connector between us thanks to Trolls baseball, and was the first to enter the circle of trust in the Lemmenes family. He's got an amusing expression for just about everything and makes up for all the outdoorsiness that lacks in the family. He will never say no to one of Jess's "breakfases" or an afternoon out on the lake, and thrives off his name being chanted to eat the rest of the leftovers at family meals. (lol)
Bridesmaid
My first playdate and craziest cousin. She's got the worst lying face and probably holds the award for the most embarrassing stories of me....(lets keep those to a minimum cor). I somehow never got sick of being her teammate, and can always count on a laugh or two from her when no one else does (even though she's usually just laughing at me). We can always count on having a good time when Coco Bean is around.
Groomsman
Given he grew up with two older sisters, virtually became a human dress up doll, and was dragged along to hundreds of sporting events, he turned out to be a decent guy. The first time he met Tanner he nervously spit out, "So I hear you like reading" followed by a scolding to "Not ruin this for Jess" from the parents. He's usually found "feeling out the crowd" to gear up for his next joke or researching his next shoe purchase.
Bridesmaid
The first night we met on a double date with Tanner and Chris we didn’t say a word to each other. Actually, for a solid few months we were intimidated by each other, but soon warmed up to each other when we found out we had a lot more in common than we thought (or maybe total opposites?) She tells it like it is and is the only person I know that chooses fig newtons as her snack of choice. She’ll probably always be able to bench more than me but our awkwardness will forever be equal.
Groomsman
Chris tripped over his own two feet on his way into second base for his first ever college hit. His idea of a good night is reading Jess and Tanner a Bo Schembechler biography. And on that topic, his life's passion begins and ends with University of Michigan football (even though he got married on gameday...). There's a document out there full of Chris-isms and they'll probably be quoted for as long as we live. We're thankful for Chris and the comedic relief he brings to the entire wedding party.
Bridesmaid
She's the perfect combination of sass, sweetness, and spunk. I've never met someone as athletic/clumsy as her but she’s never afraid to laugh (cackle) at herself. Most of our memories together have been spent on a beach, around a bonfire, or stuffing our faces with holiday food, which says enough for itself. She doesn't gain weight, its a fact, and always looks effortlessly chic. She’ll forever be my first college roommate and the cutest nurse in training (for now!)
Groomsman
The fact that Lance is in the wedding party is proof that you don't have to hate your freshman year roommate. By the time we were seniors, we retreated to a deep corner of the outfield and talked instead of shagging batting practice (If you're reading this, sorry Coach). Lance has an uncanny ability to get in someone's head and will spend hours extolling the purity of Colorado air. He once hurt his elbow in an alumni game diving back into first base, so we're considering precautionary measures for the reception to avoid the "Lambulance" making an appearance.