Bride
“Mawwiage. Mawwaige is what bwings us togeder today.” -The Princess Bride
Groom
“Help me, I’m poor.” - Bridesmaids
Maid of Honor
“5:30 jazzercize; 6:30 dinner with me- I can’t cancel that again!” -The Grinch
Best Woman
I’m ready to PAAAAARRRTAAAY! -Bridesmaids
Bridesman
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” -Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Groomsman
“Help! Help! I’m being repressed!” -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Bridesman
“What!? A llama?! He’s supposed to be dead!” “Yeah...weird” -Emperors New Groove
Groomsman
“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” -Shrek
Bridesmaid
“Stop, stop, stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. It’s leviOOOsa, not leviosA” -Harry Potter
Usher
“Now I’m going to bed before either one of you comes up another idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled” -Harry Potter
Groomsman
“Keep playing and I’m gonna start going to Dwight’s. Who’s Dwight? Da white around your lips!” -All About the Benjamin’s