Maid of Honor
Hannah is from Texas and if you didn't know that, you will soon. She's been Rachel's biggest fan since their college days. Her only downfall is that she has the knees of an 85 year old man. She is also single and ready to mingle with a nice catholic boy.
Best Man
Jake is Luke's older brother and best friend. He is maybe the only man that works harder than Luke. He is a lover of God, guns, beer, and his wife, Dana. Luke doesn't think they look alike, please tell him at the wedding that they do in fact look very similar.
Bridesmaid
Maggie is Luke's older sister and the oldest of the Weller kids. When she isn't tending to her three beautiful kids, you can find her hunting down blue and white antiques for a good bargain. She has a gift to take the ordinary and make it beautiful. Trust me, you want to be like Maggie when you grow up.
Groomsman
Vern is Maggie's other half. He is the best girl dad out there, but happy to finally have a boy in the picture. He's also the best used cars salesman west of the Mississippi. If you'd like to have a midlife crisis and buy a new car, Vern is your man. Maybe give him a drink first, I heard he gives discounts when intoxicated.
Bridesmaid
Libby is Luke's little sister and is also known as nurse Libby. Be assured that if you party too hard and break something, including yourself, nurse Libby will be at your side. She is also a lover of Jesus, good chats, and a hater of all morning things.
Groomsman
Matthew is engaged to Libby and even though he proposed to Libby the day before Luke proposed to Rachel, Luke and Rachel still beat them on the wedding date. Matthew also has an incredible mustache, but it will be tough to match that of Rick Weller (we'll see how this unfolds as time passes).
Bridesmaid
Dana is the wife of Luke's best man and older brother, Jake. She is truly the better half of Jake in every sense of the word. She has perfected the best tequila mixed drink and I'm sure she'll share her secrets at our reception. Dana is also the informal veterinarian of the Weller Farm.
Groomsman
Rachel has known Eric her entire life, for better or for worse. He is the biggest Doerneman boy and somehow manages to be as athletic as a baby deer. But on the positive side, his great qualities include his wife, Jessica and their daughter (due in Feb '23).
Bridesmaid
Bridget is Rachel's little sister and if you asked yourself if she's high, she's not. That's just how she is. She is a lover of cowboys and children, yet has neither. So if you are a cowboy or child and are reading this, find you a Bridget.
Groomsman
Mitchell is Rachel's little brother and the first Doerneman kid to bring a child of their own into this world. He is the tallest Doerneman but don't throw anything his direction because he is painfully unathletic. But just like Eric, where Mitchell lacks he has a wonderful wife and daughter that complete him.
Bridesmaid
Malaysia is Rachel's little sister and is by far the most fashionable Doerneman to exist. She really brings the family style average up but really brings us down in the height category. She is also the life of the party, just don't give her too much alcohol because she won't be able to stop crying.
Groomsman
Matthew is also Rachel's little brother and is by far the strongest Doerneman child, no matter how hard the others try. The only man able to outfit Matthew is the man Rachel is going to marry. Suck it Matthew. Matthew also has an incredible wife and baby girl.
Bridesmaid
Rachel and Jamie were destined to be friends, no matter how much Jamie thought otherwise when they met. Jamie has the biggest heart of anyone, loves courageously and sings like an angel, but always would refuse to sing Rachel to sleep. She is also single so get her number at the reception.
Groomsman
Wade is a good ole boy who loves a good time. He has lived with Luke for a few years, but will most likely miss Luke's dog, Addie, more than he will miss Luke when he moves out. He knows how to fix most things and if he doesn't know how, he'll ask Luke. Also ladies, he is single and ready to get to know you at our reception.
Bridesmaid
Believe it or not this lady used to be a nun. She and Rachel would actually chat often about how they would be in habits together and live full lives, but now they talk about the men they are in love with. Like Rachel, Mary will be getting married in 2023 to the man of her dreams, Arick.
Groomsman
Brian is by far the strongest and smartest person that will be at our wedding. In high school, if he was as strong as he is now, he could have maybe hit the baseball a little bit farther. He is now Dr. Brian and is actually a rocket scientist. He is also the most eligible bachelor that Manhattan has to offer, so get to know him, ladies.
Bridesmaid
Mary Rose is a firecracker of a human and is overflowing with joy. When you meet her, you just want to be her friend. She truly is like the Blessed Mother in the way she loves everyone. But don't be fooled, she won't take your shit and will easily throw it back at you. And gentlemen, she is single so get those digits at our reception before someone beats you to it.
Groomsman
Jordan is Luke's "brother from another mother'". They started playing competitive baseball in high school but don't tell Jordan that Luke was the better athlete. Jordan is the type of guy that will drop everything to help a friend in need and is the definition of a life long friend. He is far from single so don't try to snatch him up at our reception.