A long time ago, when Jo and Brianna were 13 years old, they met at school through mutual friends. Although it was never a possibility in Jo’s mind that he could ever date Brianna (due to her being too pretty and too tall), but God has blessed Brianna with 20/300 vision (this means she has bad eyesight, for those of us who have perfect vision) and she also had a crush on Jo. Taking God’s gift as an opportunity, he finally built up enough courage to ask her to be his girlfriend at the end of the school day (in case she said no). But even since jr high she has been smart, because she said yes. Or at least she was smart for about a couple months while the relationship lasted. Eventually, she removed him from her myspace Top8. Fast forward to 2020 where she got hit in the head and regained her smarts. She messages me on instagram (or how the kids now would say, slid into my DMs). Of course she messages me when I live in a different state... but I wasn’t going to turn this opportunity down. We met in San Diego for our “first date” and the rest is history. Let’s just hope Brianna walks around with a helmet on so she doesn’t change her mind.