Preston's Best Woman
I am the first booboo.
Preston's Best Man
The OG.
Preston's Matron of Honor
I can turn jealous competition into a lifelong friendship. Inquire within.
Preston's Maid of Honor
Keep her away from the food.
Preston's Groomswoman
Bless her heart.
Preston's Groomswoman
Will say "yes" to anything...
Preston's Groomswoman
Hugs you upon meeting you.
Preston's Groomsman
Talks slower than you want him to.
Lenard's Matron of Honor
Private jets = life
Lenard's Best Man
Is butter a carb?
Lenard's Groomsman
If flirting is a crime, then lock me up.
Lenard's Groomsman
The quickest way to the heart is through the stomach.
Lenard's Groomswoman
I'm the prettier one.
Lenard's Groomswoman
And I'm prettier than that.
Lenard's Groomsman
Don't be jealous, I'm married already.
Lenard's Groomswoman
Dialysis Technician of the stars.
Officiant
Ask me about my Katherine Hepburn impression.
Honor Attendant
My baby is the cutest.
Honor Attendant
My dog begs to differ.
Honor Attendant
Not the favorite son.
Honor Attendant
Not the favorite son.