Wedding Party
Jim Pollard
Best Man
Twin to the Groom and first to remind you they are fraternal, Jim was voted "Least Likely to Laugh at Brian's Jokes"
Casey Hauptman
Maid of Honor
Co-conspirator and assistant picker of the engagement ring, Casey shares a brain (and used to share a dorm room) with the bride. When she’s not fantasizing about shopping trips and traveling to foreign lands, she can be found sipping tea and scrolling through Zillow.
Josh Prager
Groomsman
You might not recognize Josh without his scooter and umbrella, made famous by his appearance on Creatures of Long Beach. Josh is the former roommate of the bride & groom, and somehow still friends with them. Josh is a part-time history teacher, full time Phish fan.
Jackie Thorpe
Bridesmaid
As the Pollard sibling ring-leader, Jackie may be the only person alive to keep Brian and Jim in line while maintaining her sanity. Liz is forever grateful for all the ways she’s taught her to annoy Brian
Pete Bigit
Groomsman
Everyone's favorite couch surfer, Pete was voted Most Likely to Stay Over and Invite Himself to Brunch
Alex Pollard
Bridesmaid
As the best man’s better, funnier, half, Alex wrote the book on how to join the Pollard fam- she even got Debbie to let a dog on her furniture! Liz’s first call when she needs to know where to find tall girl approved jeans, Alex is helping keep the bridal party average height above average.
Dan Thorpe
Groomsman
Dan married Brian's amazing sister, Jackie, and is now related to Brian... 'nuff said. Dan is a decorated baker and purveyor of fine scented candles
Julia Randazzo
Bridesmaid
Here to represent Gen Z, the brides little sister is glad she’ll be 21 by the time this shindig occurs- it is her first wedding after all
Sean Burkett
Groomsman
Sean gave up basketball due to Brian's bullying- yet their friendship remained. Rumor has it Sean was so nervous to make a good impression when meeting Liz, he was late because he was getting a haircut
Alyssa Mercurio
Bridesmaid
If there’s one thing you need to know about Alyssa, it’s that she’s always down for a fun time but will probably be a little late. Voted “Most Likely to Request Pop Punk”, she’s got 2 new legs and you’ll find her on the dance floor putting them to good use.
Kyle Bien
Groomsman
Kyle never wanted to be Brian's friend, but Jimmy got grounded once in 4th grade and couldn't go to a sleepover- the rest is history. Although he has made questionable choices in football fandom, we respect his differences in opinion
Gina Eisemann
Bridesmaid
It’s been said the best things come in small packages- they must have been talking about Gina. Voted “Most Likely to Out-Drink a Man Twice Her Size”, she can usually be found near a stump, hammer, and nails… IYKYK
Eric Kaufer
Groomsman
Eric had the audacity to move to Florida, but we love him anyways. His 2 year-old thinks Liz is his girlfriend, no one tell him about the wedding.
Amanda Biezynski
Bridesmaid
Liz’s longest relationship, going 16 years and counting, she’s got all the embarrassing pictures and stories. From Warped Tour and Jonas Brothers concerts to cattle and farmer’s markets, there’s not a crowd she can’t handle with the help of some dingoes.
Kyle Massetti
Groomsman
Making his triumphant return to the tri-state area, Liz thinks Kyle is a paid actor since she didn't meet him until the proposal. Kyle is in his "hot boy era" and wishes boy bands would make a comeback
John Niessing
Groomsman
Brian's forever teammate, these two truly valued their time on the basketball team- just ask John about the time he lost out on the All-County Award to John Hiessing
Nick Scaduto
Groomsman
Lynbrook High School history makers, Nick and Brian were winners of the illustrious "All-Conference Honorable Mention" award, making them Owl legends as the only recipients in the school's history. They remained friends after this bonding experience