Maid of Honor
- The Mario to my Luigi - Master therapist and advice giver - No-nonsense, bad ass, older sis and mother of 3 of the best kids in the world - Has probably already done a background check on you
Best Man
Bridesmaid
- The most art-teachery person you'll ever meet (and an actual design professor) - Wore a dress dubbed the Millennium Dress that will live on through eternity #Y2K - Discussed theories of the universe as a hologram with me for hours in a Denny's
Groomsman
-Jersey Shore bro with a heart of gold -Can hang at both NASCAR and Ultra -My wingman the night I met Laura
Bridesmaid
- My friend since the JNCO days - Once slept in my car with me for an impromptu weekend at the Jersey Shore - Buddy for all my fave scary things - Halloween, haunted houses, and horror flicks
Groomsman
-Wicked good piano player -My mom loves him -My enemies fear him
Bridesmaid
- Made Owen Wilson jealous of all the WOWs we wow'ed while hiking together in the Swiss Alps - A true research queen, she can find anything on the internet in 45 seconds - Has trouble exiting mountain gondolas - Has video footage of the night Samuel and I met (eek)
Groomsman
-Attorney by day, erotic novelist by night -His taste in music is intimidatingly sophisticated -Cooks a mean tuna filet (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)
Bridesmaid
- My courageous and intelligent niece - Mother of guinea pigs - Shares a kindred spirit for guns with Sam, as she currently is kicking butt on the trap shooting team at school
Groomsman
-Former hair model turned dentist -Never once visited me in Atlanta -Frankly I'm surprised he agreed to leave the tri-states for this wedding
Bouncer / Usher
- Elder Patrick bro serving as Nephew #1 - Video game wizard - Seems quiet and shy until he busts out the Fortnite dance moves
Bouncer / Usher
- Younger Patrick bro serving as Nephew #2 - Has the most hilarious one-liners of the entire family - Plays a mean saxophone