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MCB loves the Dodgers so we go to a lot of baseball games. The food is good and the photo ops are even better.

We take weekenders to exotic places like San Marcos. They're not pictured, but the mosquitos and water bugs were AMAZING.

Photo snapped after we watched the World Cup at a French restaurant in Hollywood very, very early in the morning. I'm smiling because the game is over.

I literally wasn't lying about the Dodger game situation. So. Many. Games.

Moments after a monumental proposal in the shadow of a T-Rex.

This is Melvin. He doesn't pay for anything, but we still let him stay with us. We love him.

Melvin. Thinking about his life, his choices and the impending tariffs because the trade war with China is hitting him hard.

Here is Michael dancing at a wedding. Please show us the same consideration and let your freak flag fly, m'kay?

This is Barnsdall Art Park where Pilaar stole some wine one time. The authorities were not alerted.

These are our NY brunch faces. We've been told that they're similar to our LA brunch faces, but I guess you'll have to brunch with us to know for sure. (Pilaar LOVES brunch, btw)

We're available for costume parties. Here's us at a recent Studio54 soiree for our friend's 33rd birthday.

We take walks and stuff.

Michael is really happy that we just said our vows. Like, super thrilled.

We really, really miss Santorini.

We literally like long walks on the beach.

It was so hot, but we were pretty happy.

Taken moments before we said our vows. Did I mention how hot it was?

This guy.

Just being casual.

Just a dope snap in the oldest town in Santorini. When we walked through the square the townsfolk applauded and we thought, "oh, this is what it's like to be famous." In other news, we are not famous.

After this kiss, Michael wiped my sweat from his nose and requested that we don't kiss again for awhile. Because, you know, sweat tastes gross.

Off to new adventures and such.