Wedding Party
Abbie
Bride
Anxiety ridden, reads instead of talking to people, wishes she were a wizard, and would trade her future husband to meet Taylor Swift.
Lucas
Groom
Yells at children for fun, has a lego addiction, naps in trees for 'sport', and would trade his future wife to meet Sam Elliott.
Avery
Maid of Honor
The best little sister in the world when she wants to be, gets sidetracked easily, here for a good time, and has lots of funny stories to share. Ask her about Kung Fu Panda.
Nathan
Best Man
The ‘certified’ EMT of the group who somehow makes the most chaotic decisions. Seatbelts are required for your safety, not his. Always down for a good time and will work for beer. Can make minute rice in 59 seconds.
Lauren
Maid of Honor
Professional drug-tester, non-profit barista and bartender. Will work for tips and enjoys long walks on the beach, particularly with a margarita
Kyle
Groomsman
If it involves sunshine, a grill, or Miller Lite…I’m in. Fight me if you’re wrong.
Elly
Bridesmaid
Abbie’s favorite cousin, very competitive, loves dr pepper and chocolate, loves dancing with the stars eventhough she can’t dance, and will 1v6 you in a volleyball game and win. (Over 1000 career assists to prove it)
Isaac
Groomsman
Engine gear, Hugh jazz, proud owner of a construction barrel, and will do tricks for treats.
Emma
Bridesmaid
Chaotic gremlin, bites, free to a good home, Catholic tramua but funny when not crying
Austin
Groomsman
Uncertified forklift driver and nightmare of osha through the week. Wildlife’s worst nightmare on weekends.
Marissa
Bridesmaid
Tiny, but occasionally mighty, and groom's favorite sister. Writes books, works with books, reads books, and wants to live in books. Proud cat mom, and can use a rotary phone.
Andrew
Groomsman
The easy-going hunting and fishing guy who also just got married recently.
Becca
Bridesmaid
Corporate girly by day, menace by night. Will never turn down the opportunity to close down the bar, drink questionable amounts of whiskey, play papaw music when given the aux, or do anything 'for the plot'.
Jake
Groomsman
Engineer, with a touch of the ‘tism about fighter jets. Loves UFC, PBR, and Lauren (not in that order).
Bowie
Flower Child
Loud crackhead that will spit teeth at you, bites fingers, eat shoes, rips off his toes, but is a very good “little” spoon.
Binni
Ring Bearer
Grumpy old man in a 6-year-old's body, 'hates' his little brother, bed hog, HATES having his toes done, and will work for snacks.