Wedding Party
Pierce Minor
Groom
Stephanie Latta
Bride
Blas Minor
Best Man
Blas of House Minor, Third of His Name: Elder Brother to the Groom, Keeper of the Stage Lights, Speed and Swiftness Unmatched, Bearer of a Thousand Vans in Colors that Reflect Gems Fit for Kings — Each a Banner of His Journeys, Dungeon Master of Many Realms and Collector of Board Games Beyond Count, Mixer of Potions Both Strong and Sweet, Loyal Servant of the House of Mouse, and now Best Man to His Brother beneath the Redwoods, at a Wedding in the Far-Off Land of California.
Katherine Pawley
Maid of Honor
Katherine Pawley, Born of House Latta: The Gator of Gainesville, Sister to the Bride and Dancer of Guild Ultimate, Leader of the eXtreme and Keeper of Rhythm, Wielder of the Needle and Photoshop Quill, Mother to Adelyn and Siena — Tiny Queens of Mischief and Charm, Voice of the Marketers and Speaker of Great Convictions, Connoisseur of Rom-Com Tales and Firecracker Meatball Feasts, Bouncer of Bungie, and now Maid of Honor to Her Sister among the Trees, where Love, Laughter, and Choreography Shine.
Conner Posz
Groomsman
Conner of House Posz: Childhood Brother-in-Arms since the First Grade of House Upshaw, then House Carlson, and lastly House Renner, He Who First Coveted the Sacred Erasers — and Was Denied, Slayer of Goblins in Gielinor of RuneScape with Squire Po, Bearer of the Viking Banner and the Shark of Ice, Proponent of Full Moons and All Hallows’ Eve, Tamer of Beagles, He Who Swore an Oath to Never Give Hot Sauce to the Worms, Voice of the Metal Choir and Guardian of Youngling Ambrose, Scholar of Comics, Historian of the War of Stars, and now Groomsman to His Oldest Friend in Pristine Nature as if Untouched by Man Hands.
Rori Minor
Bridesmaid
Rori of House Minor: Once of the Hawaiian Shores — Procurer of Snacks and Cheeses of Kingdoms Afar, Survivor of the Great Candle Catastrophe and Queen of Curly Crowns, Perpetually Hexed by the Towing Guild Yet Forever Unchained, Scholar of Pacific Realms and Former Chamber-Mate of the Groom, Keeper of the Great Leaking Chair of Sands Eternal, Friend to the Wanderer and the Lost, Defender of Those Without a Hearth, She Who Waited for Nuttles — Tried and True — Unwavering in the Land of Disney, and now Bridesmaid to Her Future Sister-in-Law on the Western Shores of the States United.
Michael Brent
Groomsman
Michael of House Brent: Parser of Grey, Thus Warden of the Grey Parsers, Historian of the Storey Grove — Hidden Within the Mystical Gardens That Bloom Only in Winter, Awarded the Golden Dice Alongside the Groom for a Feat Once Thought Impossible, He Who Stood Alone When Called to Face the Evils of the Dark Portal in the Blasted Lands, Wielding Only a Mini Fridge, He Who, Sustained Only by Energy Elixirs and the Dew of the Mountains, Ascended to Karazhan's Castle, The Discord Voice Who Whispers in the Dead of Night, A Man Who Rends When Others Don’t, Veteran General of Raids Across These Lands, Bannerman of the 6-to-6, and Rightful Heir to the Late-Night Grinders. Now He Stands Groomsman to His Loyal Guildie Among the Tapestry of the Towering Redwoods, as Though Fate Has Tempted Them Back to the Grizzly Hills, Where the Air Hums Like the Songs of Old.
Amanda McMillen
Bridesmaid
Amanda of House McMillen: Harbinger of the Cookies’n’Creme Known Throughout the Land, Born of the Sun-Scorched Plains of Texas and Mistress of Many Plants, She Wields Powers That Reach Beyond the Garden and the Playlist Alike. Slayer of K-Pop Demons, Guardian of Exotic Beasts and Blooms, and Wielder of Fantasy Tomes, Voyager of the Highlands and Seeker of the Stones of Outlander, Devotee of Bang Chan — Champion of the Kids of Stray, Enjoyer of K-Dramas and the Legendary Crimson Tides of Old. Caretaker of Chinchillas and Witness to the Splendor of the F1 Chariots, Leader Among Dreammakers and Keeper of the Magic Kingdom’s Light, Her Zeal (and Love) Know No Limit. And now Bridesmaid to the Bride She Met in the Halls of House Walt, Gathered Beneath the Redwoods Where Stories and Friendships Bloom.
Danny Wichman
Groomsman
Sir Daniel of House Wichman: All Hail King of the 40! Striker of Field Pueblo That Lay Tucked in the Misty Mountains of Distant Lands, Conqueror of the Needle to Space, Esteemed in Its Glory, Tamer of the Elusive White Suburban Steed That Bore Fellowship Across the Fabled Halls of Hamilton High, Patron Saint of Pizza Slices Long Discontinued but Never Forgotten, Thrower of Dice and Trusted Ally at the Craps Table, He Who Took Arms at the Never-Ending Undead Siege from Germany of Past — He Who Heeded the Call to Duty, Warlord of the Airsoft Fields and Commander of Great Legions, A Man Who Rode into Battle Even While Grounded by Royal Decree, and now He Stands Groomsman to His Lifelong Friend under the Canopy of Leaves and Branches.
Peyton Beyer
Bridesmaid
Peyton of House Beyer: Finder of Tickets and Keeper of the Playlist Eternal, Disciple of Taylor, Ed, and the One Direction Prophets, Seeker of Stages in Distant Lands and Teller of Concert Tales Both Wild and True, Survivor of Haunted Hospitals Abroad, Champion of Pizookies Prepared by the Esteemed Keepers of Hearth Hailing from BJ’s Cauldron Halls, Cursed by Nuts Yet Forever Victorious Over Their Perils, Scholar of Personal Finance and Vanquisher of the Loans of Old, Handler of Steed Trevor, a Stallion of Many Years Yet Still Unwavering, The Pair Once a Savior to the Groom Himself in a Night of Ale-Soaked Fun, Wizard of Numbers, Chameleon of Careers, and now Bridesmaid to the Bride Deep in the Forest Where Bards Play Ballads of Romance.
Blas Minor
Officiant
Blas Minor, Second of His Name and Head of House Minor: Flameborn and Chief Guardian of the Chandler Gates — Where the Sun Shines Bright, Champion of Majors Within the Great Leagues, Respected Bannerman to the Pirates, Mets, and Mariners of Legend, He Who Once Missed His Mark So Many Times That the Batter Himself Came Charging, The Mound’s Tempest-Caller Who Summoned Chaos with Every Pitch — Feared Not for His Fastball but for What Happened After It Landed, Fisherman of the Great Sea, Faithful Sentinel of the Church, Sworn to the Dolphins, the Most Unpredictable Order of the Realm — Whose Legends Are Many but Rings Are Few, Wielder of Abundant Strength and Sage Counsel, His Silver Hair the Last Remaining Relic of an Unruly Kingdom of Past, He Now Retires to the Great Accolade of Officiant of This Great Union, with the Earned Title of “The Man Most Admired” by the Groom.
Khione (Kiki) Latta-Minor
Ring Bearer
Princess Khione, First of Her Name, Wanderer of the Great Dirt Plains: Sole Inheritor of the Minor-Latta Fortune and Heir to the Throne, Emissary of Everlasting Treats, Shedder of Fur and Beggar of Snacks, Great Traveler of Lands Unseen by Her Kin, Breaker of Leashes, Eater of Grass, and Free of Spirit — Only She Decides Where and When She Goes, Friend to All Who Offer Her Treats, Fearless Guardian — Undone Only by the Enormous Beasts of Thunderous Hooves, Swift of Paw Yet Slow of Intellect, Blessed by the Earth Spirits, Wherever She Goes She Enters White and Returns Brown, Her Royal Fluffiness, Feared by Few but Adored by All, She Who Taketh the Toy and Never Returneth, Harbinger of Drool, Cuddles, and Lint Rollers, Warden of the Woodland Ceremony and Bearer of Rings for This Wedding of the Ages.
