Leah & Derek
Wedding Party
Hannah
Maid of Honor
Lactaid pills on ICE. Asleep by 9pm. Unapologetic sneaker head.
Corinne
Bridesmaid
Leah’s best friend since GW. Dating a sommelier, so who’s really winning in life?
Jenna
Bridesmaid
Gluten-free (sort of). Except for the wedding. Addicted to chapstick. GO BIRDS.
Annie
Bridesmaid
Future physician assistant. Likes dogs more than people. Bakes a mean cupcake. Only real athlete in the family.
Rachel
Bridesmaid
Bride’s tallest cousin by far. All things spicy. Espresso martini connoisseur and unapologetic brunch fan.
Kristen
Bridesmaid
Silent but deadly. Do not make direct eye contact. Only plays nice with dogs.
Ian
Best Man
BROTHER! Builds and smashes guitars. Probably on a government watch list. 2003 Hot Rock Champion.
Nash
Groomsman
Amateur mechanic. Professional fun haver. Occasional rock climber. My wife puts up with me. My dogs love me. Bourbon will never leave me.
Harrison
Groomsman
Shortstop for M'kor Shalom. Mom’s love me. Derek asked me to be a groomsman before he was engaged blacked out in a hot tub. Probably drinking bourbon and talking about Temple football somewhere.
Noah
Groomsman
Following the Groom around since Pre-K. Knows too much and too little about irrelevant things. Working on getting job teaching those irrelevant things. Hikes lots of tall dirt piles and some mountains. Groom asks regularly for tool advice.
Dan
Groomsman
Aimless wanderer and conspicuous wallflower. First draft was rejected by the couple. Fluent in English, Mandarin, Sarcasm, and Sass.
Vlad
Groomsman
Encouraged the groom's worst decisions for four years. Likes sleep, showers, and saying "...living the dream", but ironically.
Matthew
Groomsman
Older younger brother. Builder of Legos and robot friends. Breakfast food connoisseur and brunch snob.
Maxwell
Groomsman
Younger non-biological brother of the groom. Relationship was founded over Jays pizza. Inventor of the spring sword.
Nate
Groomsman
Lover of beer, biology, bikes, and family. Part owner of the Green Bay Packers. Still recovering from a world record five star delivered by the groom circa 2008.