Maid of Honor
Brittney's childhood best friend. Teaches the children by day, chugs Coors by night.
Best Man
Nurse to Schaumburg, and Shane's drinking habits. Guaranteed to bring a great time.
Bridesmaid
Brittney's sister. Amateur Tiktok creator and future Lambo owner.
Groomsman
Shane's roommate in college. Enjoys cheap beer and crappy cars.
Bridesmaid
Brittney's cousin. Most likely to trip while walking down the aisle.
Groomsman
Chuck is Shane's cousin, he enjoys watching every movie ever made, and his cat Matcha.
Bridesmaid
Brittney's friend. She's one bad-A momma and Brittney's personal therapist.
Groomsman
Shane's roommate from college. He has a southern twang in his voice, even though he's not from the south.
Bridesmaid
Brittney's friend. Can be referred to as "Funny Heather" or "Crazy Heather". (Depending on the day)
Groomsman
Shane's cousin. He will save us all from the 'rona soon since he hasn't left his lab in months.
Bridesmaid
Brittney's friend. Most likely to do something absolutely absurd.
Groomsman
Shane's friend and resident goofball. He will laugh at his own jokes, and dance the night away.
Flower Girl
Ava’s mom is a family friend of Brittneys. She is the sweetest and can be bribed with candy and LOL dolls, without fail.
Junior Groomsman
Brittney's oldest little brother. He's a good, smart kid who would never forgive us for embarrassing him on this website.
Ring Bearer
Bennett is one of Brittney's twin brothers. He is an absolute madman and will talk your ear off if you give him the chance.
Ring Bearer
Warren is one of Brittney's twin brothers. He is only looking forward to the wedding for the cake. Don't be surprised if you see him with his shirt off (he's fine, it's normal).
Ring Bearer
Brittney has babysat Kai since he was a newborn. Brittney was his first love and he is still saying he’s not coming to the wedding.