Groom
Will need to be removed from the dance floor at the end of night
Bride
Will have the best dance moves at the wedding, Margaritas watch out!
Mother of the Groom
Maisie's Best Friend - Lightweight but will drink Fireball
Mother of the Bride
on pay's go-to speed dial x10000 a day
Father of the Groom
WY Resident - Drinks whiskey and coke
Father of the Bride
aka the whiskey connoisseur
Groomsman
Brother of the Groom - second best looking Belson brother
Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride - #1 stick shift driver
Groomsman
Cousin of the Groom - Will be a menace on the dance floor, may choreograph some moves
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Bride - sourdough and coffee enthusiast
Groomsman
High School Friend - Don't ask about his XC athletes tattoos
Bridesmaid
College Friend - spicy chicken patty lover and Romanov family fanatic
Groomsman
College Track Teammate - Will bust a move, current highest odds to wrap a tie around his head
Bridesmaid
College Friend - aka two sip saxen, or yzzil, or stoopid lizzy
Groomsman
Cousin of the Groom - Will be responsible for "bangers" but do not accept shots from him...
Bridesmaid
Sister of Groom - only drinks ciders and will not get you out of your speeding ticket
Groomsman
College Teammate/Ironman - Invited so that Danielle Bellino would come
Bridesmaid
Sister of Groom - most creative Belson and pro tailgate host
Chris Johnson (aka Coach)
The Introducer
John Ceplina, Noah Gaffney, John Hyland
The Boys