Matron of Honor
Would rather be on a horse.
Best Man
Only man to try to take off his cleat and stab someone
Maid of Honor
Panic attacks and french fries! That's what Catherine does!
Groomsman
More biceps than brains... please get him drunk at the reception!
Bridesmaid
Most likely to have a physical relationship with a plant
Groomsman
Most likely to sweat through his shirt in gym class
Bridesmaid
Cheese, wine, and sunshine... no gluten
Groomsman
Was caught hazing himself
Bridesmaid
Stands at a tall 4 foot 11, and goes by "Pickle".
Groomsman
Huge communist!
Bridesmaid
Boston girl... proceed with caution
Groomsman
Oh sh*t... it's the cops
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be caught with a farmers tan
Groomsman
Human electronic ... watch your wallet, he will sell you on a new security system
Bridesmaid
Art and cookies... enough said
Groomsman
Loves Barbie and anything that sparkles... like a Glock or Sig
Bridesmaid
New York gone redneck
Groomsman
Hide your keys #CarEnthusiast
Bridesmaid
I eat antipasta twice Just because she is so nice Angelina Angelina The waitress at the pizzeria Ti vol-glio be-ne Angelina I adore you #louis Prima
Groomsman
Hasn't said a real word since '93
Bridesmaid
She is married, sorry fellas
Groomsman
We only invited Kayla, but he insisted on showing up as well
Bridesmaid
Tory makes the lord very nervous
Groomsman
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Flower Girl
The energetic, beautiful and sweet flower girl #PetalPatrol
Flower Girl
The sweet, adorable and youngest member of our party! #PetalPatrol
Ring Bearer
The most handsome little man of the party! #BlingCarrier
Officiant
Dress Designer
The outrageously talented, beautiful Grammy that everyone knows and loves........also, the most likely to drink you under the table.
Usher
Human baby Groot
Usherette
The sweet dancing machine!
Usherette
Beautiful little Luisa
Mother of the Bride
More likely to communicate via carrier pigeon than by smart-phone......#WhereIsMyPhone? #inventorofthe3leggedtable
Father of the Bride
Is an alien from Altar 5. Medicine, grouse hunting, mushrooms, or Yankees.......Talk to me about anything else and I may fall asleep.
Mother of the Groom
"I just want to be a stay at home dog mom"
Father of the Groom
Angry and sleepy. Sometimes he gets so angry he gets sleepy.