Matron of Honor
Most likely to be late to the ceremony because she got distracted shopping for artisanal glassware.
Best Man
Most likely to oversleep and miss his flight to Oaxaca, but still somehow beat everyone there.
Matron of Honor
Most likely to swipe the flower crown off the flower girl (her own daughter) and wear it all night.
Groomsman
Most likely to try and order DoorDash while in Mexico.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be holding a beer before she clears customs.
Groomsman
Most likely to take a 0.5 zoom selfie of himself and the wedding party.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to go missing (and be found on the dance floor).
Groomsman
Most likely to research the history of Oaxaca and share it to anyone that will listen.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to run into someone from Lafayette, LA while in Oaxaca, Mexico.
Groomsman
Most likely to make the day about himself (respectfully).
Bridesmaid
Most likely to pack 10 outfits and still say she has nothing to wear.
Groomsman
Most likely to rehearse his golf swing during the ceremony.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to spearhead morning run club the day after the wedding.
Groomsman
Most likely to defend the honor of the Midwest to all the Texans even though he lives in Dallas.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to mistake the dinner table for a dance floor.
Groomsman
Most likely to say ‘It’s a Long-Term Investment' at the dinner table.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to get on stage when "Love Story" by Taylor Swift plays.
Groomsman
Most likely to find the one pool table in Oaxaca and convince the groom to play.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to ask the kitchen what kind of cooking oil they used in the meal.
Groomsman
Most likely to talk about how he could see himself living in Oaxaca.
House Party
Most likely to be responsible until the kids leave the reception.
House Party
Most likely to prove “Peoria Maggie” still exists.
House Party
Most likely to outlast the bride at the after party.