The Morning After

The Wedding Website of Jennifer Brown and Edson Palucha

Let’s face it, this is a Sunday wedding. And notoriously, Sunday is followed a little too closely by Monday. Sure, you get more wedding weekend, but less wiggle room for recovery. So in lieu of a goodbye brunch, enjoy these excuses** just in case you forgot to use a vacation day, and want a few more easy hours in America’s finest city 😉 **these are mostly meant as a joke, and we claim no responsibility for your ability to pull them off**

“I’m gonna be late”

The Flat Tire

Mostly for the locals. It’ll give you a couple hours to get your act together.

“I got towed”

Another Automotive Option

For the so-cal resident that needs even more hours to get up and goin’. Not a ton of proof required, maybe a doodle on your windshield depending on your level of commitment, but you’ll definitely need to act like you’re down a few hundred bucks.

“Guess I’m stuck here”

The Delayed or Cancelled Flight

Due to the specificity of this one, you’re on your own for how to prove it. Best wishes.

“I feel awful”

The Fever

Will give you a bit more chill time by pretending you’ve got the chills, but make sure you play the part. We’re not responsible for your acting skills.

“I dunno what I ate”

Food Poisoning or Stomach Flu

There’s room for creativity on this one: almost no visible trace or proof required, but again, act the part. And take this time to double down on electrolytes, anyway.

For all the days along the way