Owen & Amber

Wedding Party

Amber Dotson

Bride

Owen Blank

Groom

Crystal Calkins

Maid of Honor

Daniel Skelton

Best Man

Hall and Oates. Dave and Buster. Morgan and Stanley. Though history has certainly produced its fair share of formidable duos over the years, there may be none more solid than Daniel Wayne Skelton and Owen Blank. Owen’s first friend on earth, these comrades have truly seen it all. From their early days of playing with Batman toys and watching critically acclaimed box office thrillers such as Under Cover Brother, to basically every other year traversing the non-stop thrill ride that has been Georgia sports, these two have lived life in the fastest of lanes, all while single handedly keeping the fried chicken industry in business. Though he’s had had his whole life to prepare for the role, it’s safe to say that the stakes for being a best man have never been higher. Having seen firsthand what has only been described as “an absolute masterclass” on the subject by Owen in 2014, Dan certainly has a lot to deliver on. However, in Owen’s opinion, there’s no better man for the job.

Ann-Perry Blank

Bridesmaid

Tyler Chafin

Groomsman

Trying to summarize 7 years of “roommateship” with Tyler Chafin is frankly impossible. If only you could, you’d start by recalling countless adventures and timeless experiences together. You’d tell tales of late nights, ER visits and write pages on how slow he is at foot racing. If you could squeeze it in, you might even discuss the intricacies of living with a grown man who has played 12 straight years of Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go. However…. what you would ALSO mention is that Tyler has been there for Owen through thick and thin. You’d say that (despite him not wanting you to think it) he’s a guy that will always have your back and would be your first call from jail. And though he keeps doing his best to move further and further away, you would say that Owen is proud to have him as a groomsman.

Nicole Calkins-Alford

Bridesmaid

Justin Crawley

Groomsman

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and that Justin and Owen will call each other at midnight on their birthdays every year. An honorary member of the Blank family, this loveable red head impressively holds the record for interceptions thrown in Turkey Bowl football AND the number of times removing keys from the ignition of a moving vehicle. Famous for his “prepare zero/execute impeccably” approach to life, Justin’s friendship has been stronger than oak, and it’s a surprise to no one that he’s a member of Owen’s elite groomsmen roster.

Jessica Yerashunas

Bridesmaid

Tim Barrett

Groomsman

You could take a week off work and not have enough time to listen to all the things Owen loves about Tim Barrett, aka “Timpson”. Need to be bailed out of jail? Tim will be there. Need someone to accompany you to a workout class full of soccer moms? Tim will be there. Need someone to travel 2,780 miles, put on a disguise and shoot a music video of your engagement? You guessed it. Tim’s your guy. This man is more dependable than a pair of cowboy boots and what he lacks in his golf game he makes up for in loyalty and friendship. Just a real world class gentlemen.

Jen Bohnsack

Bridesmaid

Webb Worthington

Groomsman

If you’re looking for a life of the party, look no further than Webb Worthington, aka Flipp E. Floppington. Though it took a careers worth of speedo wearing and chlorine exposure to fully register the solidarity of their friendship, Webb has been firmly supplanted as one of Owen’s closest friends and confidants for the better part of a decade. Widely known as the tastemakers of their respective communities, Webb and Owen truly bonded post college, over their shared appreciation of “the arts”, namely Tomorrow World music festivals, the 2014 hip-hop classic, “Collard Greens” and mysterious psychedelic cat pictures found in Edgewood. A lifetime worth of diving and an age difference of four years has historically fostered a friendly competitiveness between these two; in diving terms, you might say that Webb walked so Owen could run…basically…. However, despite their competitive natures, they are the closest of friends, and Owen is honored to have him as one of his esteemed groomsmen.

Mandi Skelton

Bridesmaid

Rob Gray

Groomsman

Weighing in a 5’0, 115 lbs soaking wet, Dr. Robert Gray is the epitome of the expression, “you can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly”. The craftsman of cocktails and lover of fine wines, Rob possesses a cool non-chalantness that consistently maintains his status as the “who’s who” of missed airline flights. But hey, swagger doesn’t fit in a carryon anyway. When you invite Dr. Gray to a wedding you better hope that the fire department is on standby-because he is going to BURN A HOLE in the dance floor. Luckily for our guests, Owen and Amber have alerted the proper authorities and St. Augustine’s finest is ready to go.

Kristen Arveson

Bridesmaid

Jordan Robinson

Groomsman

“You already know who it is!!” For a guy that rarely speaks in anything other than Rush Hour 2 and Dave Chappelle references, “Big Game James” Jordan Robinstud is the ultimate hype man. Smoother than a butter sandwich, he’s got a heart of gold, and is the guy that calls out of the blue to check in and tell you he loves you. Though he made Owen defeat him at beer pong for the right to be in his wedding party (which Owen did HANDIDLY), there was no doubt that Jordan would automatically qualify for this groomsmen entourage. If you’re looking for him at the wedding, you can find him on the dance floor hollerin’ “We Dem Bois!”.

Andrea Radbill

Bridesmaid

Chris Spooner

Groomsman

At the peculiar intersection of incredible business success and minor run ins with local law enforcement lives Christopher Paul Spoonsie. Deemed 2023’s “bad boy of recycling” by EcoFriend Magazine, Spooner represents everything you could want in true friend. The elegance of a cultured fashion icon combined with the intrigue of a low level shoplifter, he’s always equipped with an interesting story to tell. When he’s not busy bending nails, taking companies public or buying English football clubs, you can find him repairing self-inflicted injuries at the Piedmont Ave. Urgent Care.

Caitlan Lochridge

Bridesmaid

Craig Jennings

Groomsman

When Craig “Big Tree” Jennings isn’t bombing 330-yard drives on the golf course, you can find him selling complex annuities to people who probably didn’t ask for them. The Bullwinkle to Owen’s Rocky, these former teammates share a treasure trove of stories, the most impressive of which involves surviving a slice of “murder quiche” prepared by the creepiest Airbnb host in history. Equipped with a stout frame and chiseled jawline, Craig is no stranger to a good time and is just a darn tootin’ solid guy. If you see him at the wedding, be sure to keep all hands and feet in the vehicle-because the party train is about to leave the station.

Jenna Cerenko

Bridesmaid

Karl Poehls

Groomsman

From the land of cheese and Packer football, we welcome Wisconsin’s finest, Karl Poehls to the groomsmen circle. Though he annoyingly keeps his calendar booked a year out, there are two certainties when he’s available: 1.) He’s probably wearing some sort of pseudo holiday costume and 2.) it's going to be a blast. Combining astute business acumen with the silliness and childlike enthusiasm of a playground school girl, ole “tall, dark and cheese filled” Poehls is the ultimate hang. Full stop.

Andrae Turner

Groomsman

Setting the record for the oldest person to still be involved in his college fraternity, this founder of the infamous Music Bois text thread is the guy we need but don’t deserve. Possessing a keen wisdom that would make even the likes of Dumbledore jealous, he’s about as thoughtful and wonderful a gentleman as you’ll find. A thrilling conversationalist, he’ll talk to you about his two loves: the state of Texas and his friends. He’ll be easy to spot at the wedding-probably decked out in some wedding chic cowboy boots made by Chubbies.