Bride
If I could marry Tito's I would, but I guess Dalton will do
Groom
She promised if I married her she would stop buying candles.. she clearly lied
Maid of Honor
I've been a professional third wheel for 8 years now
Best Man
Dalton’s been my best friend since the third grade and I’m honored to be his best man. Also... I have a third nipple
Maid of Honor
My number one job is to make sure that the bride is drunker than me and that’s why she has two maids of honor 😉
Best Man
I am the one to stands atop all clans. Challengers for drinking contest -- meet me at the bar
Bridesmaid
I never thought I would need to use a wheelbarrow as a bra at the age of 23. but then I became a mom
Groomsman
They call me Papa Rico
Bridesmaid
My drink of choice is anything with alcohol in it
Groomsman
I dined and dashed in Alaska on my way to Afghanistan because I thought the breakfast at the hotel was free
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
I'm adopted
Jr. Groomsman
Jr. Groomsman
I love to play Fornite and watch Spongebob Squarepants
Jr. Groomsman
I love being outdoors, building forts and I love the Pittsburgh Steelers just like my dad!
Jr. Groomsman
Jr. Bridesmaid
Everyone will say I am super sweet, hard working and I spend over 20 hours a week at gymnastics!
Jr. Bridesmaid
I'm cute and my family is crazy except for my big sissy. She's just right
Jr. Bridesmaid
I liked when I lost my front teeth so I could be called a hill jack. Also I am my big sissy's twin
Ring Security
I am super loving, curious about everything and have a great imagination!
Ring Security
I'm the hulk so I can SMASH my sisters
Flower Girl
Don't be offended if I ask if you have a baby in your belly... my mom tells me I have no filter
Flower Girl
Let's be honest... I'm the star of this show