Wedding Party

"Arguably the most dominate team ever assembled in any sport" - Sports Illustrated

Olivia Belles

Bride

"People think I'm crazy because I worry all the time, but if you paid attention you'd be worried too." - Randy Newman

Matt Turner

Groom

"God as my witness, I thought they could fly." - Les Nessman

Veronica Woodcox

Matron of Honor

"Her sister was a witch, right?! And what was her sister? A Princess! The Wicked Witch of the East, BRO. You're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, Doug."

McKay Powers

Best Man

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” - SpongeBob

Sarah Campbell

Bridesmaid

"It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe. You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" - Rachel Green

Dan Bartley

Groomsman

"I was asked for a cheesy quotation." - Dan Bartley

Shelby Allen

Bridesmaid

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs." - Kevin Malone

Hannah Frasur

Groomsmaid

"Where the hell have you been, Loca?!" - Jacob Black

Lacey Kurucz

Bridesmaid

"I am a glass case of emotion" - Ron Burgundy

Jalen Rice

Groomsman

"Ask me about my Laptop spreadsheet." - Jalen Rice

Sarah Sum

Bridesmaid

"If I ran this place, things would be different." - Sarah Garvin

Emily (Gibby) Gibbons

Groomsmaid

"I used to get straight A's, now I'm not even straight." - Unknown

Emily (Murph) Thomas

Bridesmaid

"I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference." - Leslie Knope