Best Man
Knows more about the history of Halo than he knows about himself, a passion inspired by the groom.
Man of Honor
The only reason the bride survived college and graduated with a bachelors degree in engineering.
Groomsman
Catch him and and the groom killing it on the dance floor later, like they used to at their high school talent shows.
Matron of Honor
Preferred titles: Homegirl of Honor , BFF of Honor, Ride-or-die of Honor, Homie G of Honor, Sister from another Mr of Honor. Shay will also be doubling as the officiant.
Groomsman
Constantly dominated the groom in police academy on the track with his ostrich like speed.
Bridesmaid
Introduced herself to the bride over speaker phone following a unenthusiastic and sarcastic comment from the bride about meeting her in person. Been great friends ever since.
Groomsman
The random kid with the wrestler toys that the groom met by force at his parent's friend's house. The groom is also crazy jealous of his calves.
Bridesmaid
How it started: force to befriend bride due to friend group relationships. How it’s going: madrina/godmother to brides daughter
Groomsman
The mysterious white kid in the grooms very mexican high school friend group. Also the person the groom would bunk with in an apocalypse.
Bridesmaid
The bride first gained “wifey” status over a decade ago after befriending Quinlan, who she may or may not have disliked for the better part of the first year of their friendship.