Best Woman
Fireball Queen - Tastes like heaven, burns like hell #dracarys
Maid of Honor
“I like stunting, I like shining” #Okurrrr
Groomsman
Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
Bridesman
U.W. PhD candidate with a masters from T.U. (Turning Up)
Groomsman
Makes weird noises with his mouth
Bridesmaid
Eyeliner sharp enough to kill
Groomsman
Team "No Sleep" - FOMO struggle is real
Bridesmaid
Or as her barista calls her...Shallot, Shallex, or Charlie
Groomsman
Zaddy of the year
Bridesman
Sings to "Wonderwall" at last call
Emcee
Master Jedi of poetry
Bridesman
Puts the "D" in Dapper
Emcee
Clothes are made of boyfriend material