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Big coats and bigger hearts! 2025

Ice skating in Monterey, the coldest place Noa has ever lived. 2025

RIGHT before we saw a bunch of California Condors.

When we got Honey I shrunk the kids'd with some normal sized hot sauce bottles

We saw a bunch of sea otters and seals on this kayak trip too, but the best picture of us was next to an abandoned factory

Went to Puerto Rico to see how they were all doing. They all say hi!

Block Island (real island) off the coast of Rhode Island (fake island)

A stranger took a photo of us in Honolulu and wouldn't let up until we "took a silly one." This is the best Miles could do

In Hawaii, Miles ate 14 spam musubis, won a baseball tournament, broke his thumb, and saw SBX-1, the world's largest phased-array X-band radar. Noa had fun too! 2025

Miles never really got the hang of this turtleneck. 2025

You can get a bomb frappachino at Chichen Itza it turns out. 2026

Rodeo Beach in Marin Headlands. Ask Noa about the newts, 2021

Being in a Mardi Gras parade is the most fun, statistically, that any of us have ever had, 2020

Didn't make it up Half Dome, didn't get hantavirus, call it a draw, 2021

Beach wedding! Not ours but we got ideas, 2020

The maid of honor and her buddy slash roommate, 2020

Pretty much our median state, at Noa's Lowerline house in New Orleans, 2019

Mardi Gras ball #1, 2019

New York Magazine's honorable mention "Loudest City Hall Couple" 2018

Years before we ever dated! Stuck on the City Park streetcar, 2015

Mardi Gras 2016! We still have this wig somewhere

The first wedding we ever went to together. Little did we know we'd go to 800 more by now. 2019

If you go to one place while you're in New Orleans, make it Hansen's. 2018

The first record we have of being in the same room. We both still look exactly like this! 2015

Meeting the family. 2018

Seeing the Grand Canyon on our first of several cross-country drives together. 2018

If anyone knows where this was taken, let us know! 2018(?)

River (house) creatures. 2018

NOT Mardi Gras, and we might not even have these wigs anymore. Or - it might have been Mardi Gras? Who can remember. 2019

Never mind. THIS is the first photographic record of us together. Awful close to that river. 2015

The Grinch dress at Aiden and Morgan's wedding! 2024

Posing after doing the quetzal clap. 2026

That's Half Dome right there! 2025

Not our best performance of looking directly into the camera, but pretty close. 2025

Celebrating Liz and Holden! This was probably wedding #200 or so. 2023

Noa was about to get engaged and she had no idea. 2023

Miles was about to get COVID and he had no idea. 2020

River rafting on the Bogue Chitto is unmatched, unless you drop your phone into the river. 2018

Noa had just turned 24 and Miles had just shaved his beard. Both big deals! 2020

Tahoe is pretty amazing it turns out. Much higher than Lake George. 2018

Keep that thang (bike helmet) on you. 2023(?)

"Yeah we're really good friends!" 2018

Green Wave ambassador and Green Wave Ambassador. 2018

Go Bears (Cal family now) 2019

One of our coolest looks at the Mardi Gras ball. 2020

Aiden and Morgan brought champagne to celebrate us! 2023

Noa was getting engaged and she liked what she saw! 2023

What we look like most of the time, honestly. 2018-present