Ashley & Nicolas
Wedding Party
Ashley Williams
Bride
Ashley Rose Williams is a Gorgeous Genius Goddess. She has put so much work into this wedding that if you mess it up, Joe's 3rd role is 90's Hulk Hogan Impersonator and you're going to get the Big Boot right to the jugular. Nick is so excited to marry this beautiful woman that he is taking her last name, but changing his middle name to Hurricane to balance it out. This is her big day and she needs constant love, attention and money. Gotta pay for the honeymoon!
Nicolas Hernandez
Groom
Devilishly handsome, Nick has been described as the songbird of his generation. His nicknames, include Jackhammer, Golden Stallion, and Nico Suave. Across decades, his incredible dance moves and quick witty humor have captured the hearts of many women and men. However, there is only one special person he wants to marry and that is Joe Duffin. But he got tricked into being with Madison, so Ashley "Heartbreaker" Williams is a good option too. Nick loves being physically picked up in the air if you have the muscles! He loves any attempts at it, your fault if you get hurt.
Crimson Hamilton
Matron of Honor
Crimson Hamilton is Matron of Honor, but she is also Mother of the most adorable ring bearer ever, Ace. Sister to the most beautiful woman there has ever been, Ashley. Wife, to the most average man ever, Matt. And, Teacher Extraordinaire! She's got mom strength and a well behaved baby. She's got time to take you down if you make a scene. Crimson knows all the words to every episode of Cocomelon ever made. Test her knowledge at the wedding!
Mark Hernandez
Best Man
Nick's older brother and best friend since he entered this world. Mark has filled many roles in Nick's life and he wouldn't be the person he is today without him. Nick has always looked up to his big brother wanting to follow in his footsteps. Mark was married in 2021 and being consistent Nick had to keep up which is the only reason this wedding is happening. Mark is an amazing beatboxer, if you talk to him at the wedding ask him to demonstrate. He'd love it!
Ace Hamilton
Ring Bearer
Our godson. He's the sweetest and happiest baby in all the land. He's setting an unrealistic expectation for all future children in our family. We love him so much! He can do a handstand too, ask him to show you!
Joseph Duffin
FLOWER GIRL & GROOMSMEN
Joe Duffin is a big softie and charmed his way into Nick and Ashley's life with wit, humor, and violence. He's been working out a lot recently so he prefers to be called Little Joe Joe or Buff Duff. Make sure to address him as such if you get a chance to speak with him. He has big roles to fill as groomsen and flower girl. He needs support and loves being catcalled and long walks on the beach. Help him out if you can!
Sierra Hegle
Bridesmaid
Sierra is Ashley's Leslie Knope. Ashley is Sierra's Ann Perkins. And, Nick is Andy Dwyer making fart jokes and making farts too. Their beautiful friendship has been blossoming since they were in middle school when they shared terrible taste in music such as 3OH!3 and shared thoughts of "should we get bangs?" They share a love for Harry Potter, Dogs, and Brown Men. And, shared hatred of backwards eyebrow rubbing, ex-boyfriends and student debt. No matter how many miles separate them, their friendship remains strong. Speaking of strength, Sierra is a blackbelt. A blackbelt in what you may ask? Fight her at the wedding at find out. “Sierra, you’re a genius! Your brain is almost as perfect as your face.”
Matthew Hamilton
Groomsman
Great golfer, fantasy football champion, and comedic genius are just a few words to describe Nick. Oh right this is Matt's profile...he's a pretty good golfer. He bargained his way into this bridal party with his adorable son Ace as ring bearer. It was a package deal. Nevertheless, Matt is an incredible friend, father, and brother in-law and having him on this special day completes it. Matt's special talent are backflips. Ask him to do a "flippy" at the wedding and he'll bust one out. Gotta love it!
Madison Foster
Bridesmaid
Madison. Bridesmaid. Official handler of the Flower Girl. ***CAUTION - FLOWER GIRL HAS BEEN KNOWN TO TO BITE HANDLER, MAY NEED ASSISTANCE*** Beloved dog mom to Baxter and Fin, the goodest boys. Need a map, need reviews on a place, need a shoulder to cry on? Forget everything you know and just bring Madison. New monster truck fan, Master baker and unfortunately, loyal Patriots sports fan. She is an amazing friend and uses physical violence on Flower Girl, please disregard any screams coming from Flower Girl. Look away and enjoy the open bar!
Annabel Hernandez
Mother of the Groom
Beautiful, successful, intelligent, and lover of Chardonnay. Annabel Hernandez is Nick's Mother. No jokes here. You show her respect.
Heather Taylor-Williams
Mother of the Bride
Heather is Ashley's beautiful mother. HTW are not her initials, rather it is an acronym for "Hey There's Wine!" Lover of dry reds this a sentiment that is near and dear to her. Ashley would not be the incredible woman she is today without her wonderful mom. Show her respect too!
John Williams
Father of the Bride
Mr. John Williams, a.k.a Jack Sterling, is Father of the Bride. He is coming in at 6'1", 175, bronzed and with a freshly waxed head. He is the who the Rock checks under the bed for, who Vin Diesel wishes he could be and who Beyonce wishes she could be with. J-Pa is defending his title as Father of the Bride and is welcoming all challengers but beware for he fights dirty. He trains weekly in Mexico, don't believe me, ask his dentist. Please welcome to the stage Johnnnnnnnnn Williaammmmsssss!!! Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!
Barry Duffin
Officiant
If only Nick would've meet Barry first, Joe who? Am I right? Barry "Duff Supreme" Duffin is an avid biker, eccentric storyteller and out of this world magician. Ask him to "whip it out", his catchphrase for all his magic tricks at the wedding. At the end of the ceremony, Barry has the honor of ducking away out of the photo at the last minute after marrying Nick and Ashley. If he does not, we'll have a bridezilla on our hands folks.