For your and our safety, she will not be on the premises. Don't worry, she will be in a secure location with her Uncle Buddy.
Yes, Luna is indeed a potbelly pig.
According to her veterinarian, she is in fact overweight. Some have called her "hefty" and others have called her "sturdy." Her parents think both of those names are euphemisms for her large size.
They will pay you to take her off of their hands. We'll even throw in Giuliana's cat.
Neither, she likes anyone new compared to either of them. They have a strong inclination that her favorite person might be Nick's sister, Giuliana. She makes a loud Chewbacca cry every time she sees her.