DRESS CODE

Start with a first date at a tiki bar on a cold day in late March. Immediately add in a couple of rushed second and third dates. After 1.5 months, make things official. Liberally mix in lots of exploration of the home base, Brooklyn, and its surrounding areas. Make sure to include a few trips (both domestic and international) to really bring out the flavor in the relationship. Sprinkle in an amazing amount of love and support from family and friends. After about 2 years, throw all that into a shared apartment and set on chill for about 7 to 8 months. At month 9, go ahead and set the apartment to pandemic mode and keep everything sealed nice and tight. At this point, things might start to look weird, but rest assured that it's all part of the recipe. If needed, after a few months, feel free to open the lid and add in a few of the previous ingredients to taste. After about 1.5 years of pandemic mode, you'll see all the ingredients continuing to mesh together to form a strong partnership. While still in light pandemic mode, go ahead and add an engagement a little bit after the 4-year mark. Keep an eye on it and check in regularly. Serve in a magical party in Guadalajara, Mexico, on September 24, 2022. Don't forget to garnish with hot sauce! Enjoy.