Best Man
Best Man and Chief Nap Officer, Juno has been and will continue to be Natalie's first priority. Hobbies include naps, cuddling with blankets, and stealing cheese. Juno will be with us in spirit since you can't bring muffins (or dogs) into Jamaica. Plus, he refuses to fly coach.
Maid of Honor
Penny has been banned from Jamaica for growling at too many bicycles, so she will also be there in spirit only. Hobbies include snoring, farting, and occasionally sneezing. She loves chasing hose water and generally making the house a mess. She is our best girl. Always a bridesmaid, Penny has had 8 weddings called off from suitors who realized she was too much.