
We only hike for the pictures (2018)

Went to the zoo and only saw this stupid giraffe (2019)

A THIRD Easter pic??? (2025)

Finding my way out of the corn maze (2018)

We were on a Zipline riding over the fair and she was terrified but I forced her to take this picture cus I knew one day it'd be in our wedding gallery (2016)

We touched a sea cucumber! (2018)

Always have to get popcorn at Disneyland. Especially when you have to take out a second mortgage for the limited edition Popcorn bucket. (2018)

Her love for frogs runs deep (2019)

*Jaws theme* (2017)

This was when eyeliner was required for me to have a mustache (2019)

This was our first trip to Disneyland and we had only been dating for 2 weeks (2016)

We drove on the Golden Gate Bridge this day (2018)

We only go to baseball games for the beer and the dogs (2026)

Just got back from committing war crimes in space (2022)