Maid of Honor
"She's my ass-kissing best friend & soul sister. We're still fine-tuning our plan to be sister wives & live communally on CaLa Hills Farm."
Man of Honor
"He's my partner-in-crime & best friend. When we’re together, Ev affectionately calls us 'The Tara & Tom Show.’”
Officiant / Groomsman
"My mom always said, 'He's your friend who could run for president'. My dad always said, 'If you're gonna open one of my beers…at least finish it!'"
Best Man
"He got the brains. I got the looks. Sarah got both."
Groomsman
"If you ever find yourself in jail, call this guy. He'll get his mom to come pick you up in a mini van. With Nat Rat. With a beer."
Dog
Said best by our dear friend Jeremy, "For a really good lap dog, he can be a real dummy outside."