We met at a birthday party for a mutual friend. In honor of the birthday girl, Teresa wore rainbow false eyelashes, which captivated Morgan. Who sat down next to who by the fire is under discussion (Teresa has the accurate history, although Morgan is sticking with his story). We discussed PowerPoint, the true language of love. Our first date was to the Kennedy Center (classy!) to see modern dance (wow!) which we balanced with beers and chicken tenders after the show.