Bride
Honestly have no clue who this is. She just wanted to be included.
Maid of Honor
So this is why my side has hurt for the last 21 years.
Bridesmaid
And this is why I’ve had a chronic raging migraine for almost 16 years…
Bridesmaid
She was gifted with the side pain and migraine roughly in the summertime of 2021.. sorry. What’s mine is yours. She gifted me with my first and only nephew and I don’t think it was a fair gift exchange for her but that’s fine.
Bridesmaid
Generally offers me a variety of drugs to deal with the migraine. Love her for that. Also… really loves goats.
Bridesmaid
She is the peacemaker. 100% dedicated to keeping things calm and agreeable but wouldn’t put it past her to rock your shit if you can’t pull yourself together and we love her for that.
Bridesmaid
A smaller, less painful thorn. But, you know.. teenagers. The things these kids say though surprises you. They installed a different sense of humor in the newer models..
Groom
He promised to do all the cooking and baking til death do us part and how could I argue with that?
Best Man
WHOA-man! She’s the best man.. we’ll go with it or it’ll just be confusing.
Groomsman
Dakota is not only a long time friend of Jake’s and one of his groomsmen, but he is also the caterer for our event. He loves pulling meat. Compliments to the chef!
Groomsman
Jake’s supposed to add his wedding party but as usual he leaves the one lousy with words to curate the site. Please refrain from reading these until further construction has ensued. It might be done before the wedding……
Groomsman
You know, there aren’t many words for Mr. Montonya. I feel like he’s pretty self explanatory, but I could be wrong. Either way, passes the vibe check.
Flower Girl
Callie and Brynlee will be your evening flower girl entertainment. God speed.
Ring Bearer
One of his favorite snacks on record seems to be the little bites birthday cake muffins, but he also really likes goldfish. His favorite toy from my Halloween decor seems to be the baby heads.