Bride
Groom
Matron of Honor
She's a Disney adult... enough said
Best Man
Ask him about his Cajun accent
Maid of Honor
Given the opportunity, she would sleep through the wedding day
Worst Man
If 5'9 were a person
Bridesmaid
She's the bad influence ;)
Groomsman
Was in a movie, but you haven't seen it
Bridesmaid
She's a shorty with an attitude
Groomsman
Pairs of handcuffs: 1 ACL's: 0
Bridesmaid
Most definitely will drown if left unattended by more than 3 inches of water
Groomsman
Second best Lambda Chi president
Bridesmaid
Child of God
Groomsman
Still looking for his vape
Flower Girl
She has a thing for the groom
Flower Girl
She has RBF (resting baby face)
Junior Groomsman
"I'm not a bread kid" - 5 year old Colton
Junior Groomsman
Will make sure everyone is following the rules
Ring Bearer
He thinks he's the "ring bear", he will probably growl
Something Blue Crew- Officiant
Hopes you bust a nut
Something Blue Crew
Will not teach you how to fold in the cheese, David!
Something Blue Crew
There's a good chance she'll cry if you say something nice to her
Something Blue Crew
Will need wine to be able to watch the "Ring Bear"
Mother of the Groom
Will be dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld
Father of the Groom
Will make up any excuse to use a blow torch
Mother of the Bride
Married a gay man
Father of the Bride
Is the gay man in question
Father of the Bride
Also married a gay man