Best Man
My brother from the same mother. The original, Day 1.
Groomsman
The swoleja. He keeps me laughing even when there’s nothing to laugh about. Top tier gentleman.
Man of Honor
Cousins, twins, & the best best friend I could've ever asked for. The Dorothy to my Blanche.
Matron of Honor
Cousins, D9 Sorors, & the only AKA I could ever love unconditionally.
Bridesmaid
Cousins by marriage, friends by choice. Who needs a blood relation with a love this strong?
Bridesmaid
My one & only niece. I’ll teach her to drink when she's 21 & she’ll sneak me booze when I’m in a nursing home.