Groom
Maker of website. Spreader of discord. Liar for giggles
Bride
Haha she’s marrying Mike
Officiant
He’s single ladies!
Best Man
Don’t feed the animals
Groomsman
Known as “Jerking”. Scariest Teddy Bear alive
Groomsman
Yes, we brought a cop
Matron of Honor
Tamara’s sister. Mother of Gingers, but the good kind
Bridesmaid
Tamara’s youngest Sister and the Robin to Mike’s Batman
Bridesmaid
Tamara’s BFF. Also a fan of hippy ways
Flower Girl
Professional platypus wrangler
Ring Bearer
Lady Killer
Flower Child
Cutest Fireball ever!
Usher
He knows what he did
Usher
Carrie’s guy friend. Constantly dragged to Mike’s family’s stuff so is put to work
Mother of the Groom
She made Mike. So it’s her fault.
Father of the Groom
Karen’s Husband. Hunter of things that breathe
Mother of the Bride
Tamara’s Mom. Mother of hippy kids
Usher Supervisor
Mike’s Sister. Lovingly called Sasquatch. COO of Boyds
Day of Wedding Cat Herder
Mike’s youngest sister. Lovingly called Lizard Breath