Wedding Party
Kelley Mettling
Bridesmaid
My fav sister, head of the department of having fun! Will inevitably sneak T. Swift onto a playlist for her. Impersonates paparazzi often, so get your best look ready. Be prepared for an Irish goodbye.
Jon Champney
Groomsman
Cousin Jon, head of witty banter and staying cool under pressure! Will share the funniest memes to take the edge off. Most likely to find a dope concert to attend during wedding week.
Kalli Prins
Bridesmaid
My soul sister, head of keeping her fellow Cancerian Queen calm, cool and collected! Will double check my checklists without asking. Can sing every one of you under the table with 2000s karaoke. Warm up your vocal chords and be prepared for an impromptu session.
Jacob Sandoval
Groomsman
Brother from another mother, the head of being present and soaking in all the feels! Will nerd out about food with any and everyone. Most likely to freestyle rap and knock you off your feet with it.
Angela Crissey
Bridesmaid
My since pre-school sister, head of looking on the bright side and making me laugh! Will have us in tears (of laughter) with old stories of growing up together. Always has a giant smile, can still throw down if needed. Don’t mess with Texas.
Billy Robins
Groomsman
Billy Boy, the head of making sure everyone has a beer that wants one! Will tell you fishing stories without prompt. Volunteer firefighter, do not make him use his first aid skills at this wedding.
Pedro Bayona
Officiant
The one I would be marrying in a different multiverse timeline. Bestie, adopted son of my mother, and destined to live this life together.