Wedding Party
Nicki Bortz
Maid of Honor
Melissa's sister from another mister and bestie since sixth grade. Affectionately referred to as Probst. Probably a little autistic.
Brandon LaQuay
Best Man
Brother of the groom. Pretty cool dude, but not quite as cool as his brother (I'm bias though).
Eleanor Myers
Mother of the Bride
Responsible for birthing Melissa. It is she who unleashed Melissa upon the world and she takes full accountability.
Mary Wilson
Mother of the Groom
Mary is awesome and responsible for the groom and best man, both pretty cool dudes. She lives in Florida and likes pointing out her neighbor's weeds.
For all the days along the way