Maid of Honor
Sissy. Little sis of the Bride. Small but mighty. Wouldn't cross her. Taking charge and causing trouble since 1989.
Best Men
Brothers to the groom. Fellow pizza & bagel lovers. Managers of budgets. Since 1985, have collectively won as many NBA championships as the Knicks.
Bridescat
Da Lu. Lupachee. Cheeto. Cheech. Sweet baby girl. Butter baby. Ready to cuddle. Wants your food.
Groomscat
Ozzen. Da boy. Mr. Tubbins. Chubinski. Baby boy. Eater of plastic. Biter of arms. Sleep terrorist.