Mother and Father of the Bride
"She saves sea turtles and he saves the good scotch for special occasions"
Mother and Father of the Groom
"She collects fall scented candles and he collects cruise loyalty points"
Maid of Honor
"She’s got 99 ideas, and all of them involve buying a pool"
Best Man
"Dad by day, N64 coach by night"
Matron of Honor
"Her bruschetta deserves its own plus one"
Best Man
"The only red flags he likes are at the shooting range"
Maid of Honor
"She’ll fix your problems and your footwork"
Groomsman
"Owns enough discs to open a small sporting goods store"
Bridesmaid
"If she bought it with cash, then it was free" -Girl Math
Groomsman
"Still proudly carrying on the Fridge Raiders dynasty"
Bridesmaid
"Slowly going bankrupt by Pokémon cards"
Groomsman
"Never met a celebration he couldn't pair with a cigar"
Bridesmaid
"Sweet and lowkey... until someone mentions an espresso martini'"
Groomsman
"Can't remember birthdays, but remembers every baseball card he has ever pulled"
Bridesmaid
"Raised in Spain and wine sustained"
Groomsman
"Can't talk right now, he's in training"
Bridesmaid
"Pumpkin in one hand and a margarita in the other - balance"
Groomsman
"One tequila shot away from becoming everyone's best friend"
Bridesmaid
"Her greatest talent is turning a charcuterie board into a full meal"
Groomsman
"Treats every patch of grass like a potential fairway"
Flower Girl
"If the Sorting Hat had a favorite, it would be her"
Ring Bearer
"He can follow a LEGO manual better than most adults follow directions"
Flower Girl
Coming soon!