Matron of Honor
Living the mom life, but still knows how to have a good time. Will serve you unlimited SoCo mixies & Jag bombs. She’s always right, just ask her.
Best Man
In middle school was confused for a substitute teacher due to the full beard on his face, and went bald by the age of 23. Took puberty way too seriously.
Bridesmaid
Will one day participate on Cake Boss. Still believes the only way for your fortune to come true on a fortune cookie is to eat the paper inside (the groom made her believe this when she was little)
Groomsman
Usually needs a haircut. Stacks monster energy drink cans in his room because he believes it looks cool. Owns like 7 swords.
Bridesmaid
Watch out during the reception; this girl knows how to sing and dance (yes, she was in show choir). If you’re having a sleepover, make sure she brings her pajamas. She can’t sleep without her pajamas. Survives off of cheese, wine, & candy.
Groomsman
Points to things in the distance and walks to them for fun. Always has to have his shirt off and prove he has abs.
Bridesmaid
Believes she is a master at Catan but has yet to beat the bride or groom. Refers to herself as the "funny friend" but we have yet to laugh at a joke.
Groomsman
Auto-correct's best friend. Must always be hiking somewhere with hills. Always says he's not going to go out and then has more fun than anyone else.
Bridesmaid
Can’t stop, won’t stop smiling. Owns everything at Target. Will tell you something is gross, then proceeds to eat another bite.
Groomsman
If a country song was a person this would be him. Might be dating his cousin (small town problems).
Bridesmaid
If you need glitter or amazon prime recommendations this is your girl. Hates cat jokes but obsesses over anything cheetah print. To calm her down order her chicken strips and tell her that her hair looks nice.
Groomsman
Self proclaimed "ladies man". Comes off as a tough guy but truly is a softy. Believes Ron Diaz is top shelf liquor.