Bridesmaid
Most likely to bring a Stein to the cocktail hour
Groomsman
Most likely to tear his ACL on the big day
Bridesmaid
Most likely to assault the band if they don't play Mr. Brightside
Groomsman
Most likely to be found working during the wedding (well, someone has to)
Bridesmaid
Most likely to replace dessert with a cake she made herself
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be mistaken for the bride
Groomsman
Most likely to stage a moon bounce on property
Bridesmaid
Most likely to carry a private bottle of Champagne for the bride
Groomsman
Most likely to say something controversial (when dinner gets boring)
Bridesmaid
Most likely to turn 21 two weeks early
Groomsman
Most likely to be mad about any song from the 90s or above
Officiant
Most likely to double duty as Groomsman and Officiant
Bridesmaid
Most likely to show up barefoot
Bridesmaid
Most likely to regale you with the architectural revival of the Ocean House
Bridesmaid
Most likely to top off your wine
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be the doctor on call
Groomsman
Most likely to steal the mic from the band
Groomsman
Most likely to steal Buttercup
Groomsman
Most likely to write an ML algorithm to recognize each guest and place them at the optimal seat
Groomsman
Most likely to get lost on the processional
Bridesmaid
Most likely to cry at the ceremony
Groomsman
Most likely to arrive at the wedding via sailboat