Best Man
Known him for 28 years. Partner in n00b slayin', professional stargazer, likes ice cream, Star Wars, and traveling. Brother of the Groom and all-around cool dude. 10/10
Best Man
Had Spanish Class together one time. Best friend, aspiring pharmacist, likes sushi, country music, and bouldering. 0/10 would not recommend.
Groomswoman
Had Freshman Math class together and noticed her super sick band tee-shirts. Always down for a good time. Loves orange juice, boba tea, going to concerts, and her dog Roscoe. Scared of the dark but overall good vibes. 10/10
Groomsman
We drank beer and played video games that one time. Professional Fusion Frenzy Player. Loves pizza, annoying Elise, and old-time rock n' roll. Brother of the bride and total dreamboat. 10/10
Maid of Honor
The universe got it right when it decided Mia and I should be roommates for the Disney College Program in 2012. We've been best friends ever since. She love pizza, running, reciting the whole Haunted Mansion pre-show spiel, black magic, and her black cat Artie. Platonic soulmates for life 10/10
Bridesmaid
Carmen and I met during college at Rollins and within 24 hrs of knowing each other I invited her to my family's Thanksgiving. Carmen may not be able to attend the wedding due to starting Grad School in Singapore (WOO) but she'll be there in spirit. She has wonderful taste in music, loves Spam, punching the patriarchy in the face, making me food, Kate McKinnon, and dogs. Most sarcastic person I know 10/10
Bridesmaid
Porsha and I met in 8th grade math class and never looked back. Porsha loves tequila, Lord of the Rings (Aragorn specifically), cats, drawing, and her husband Matt. Genuinely good human 10/10
Bridesmaid
We met in kindergarten but bonded over our mutual weirdness during 8th grade travel soccer. Continued being weirdos throughout adulthood. She loves the show Friends, traveling, wine, Gavin DeGraw, and Spiderman. Super weird but cool 10/10
Bridesmaid
Becca saved my life during a high school track meet in '09. When I fell ill, she swooped in and ran a 400 for me. If you've ever ran a 400, you know how big that is. Her wholesome hobbies include, making candles, drinking tea, caring for her plant babies, and loving on her weenie dog Dobby. She also loves pickles and Steve Harrington. Very sweet human 10/10
Bridesmaid
Nicole and I met on the moon of Pandora in 2017 during our Disney College Program. This is also where she saw me have a meltdown after meeting Paul Rudd and still stayed my friend. She is an amazing makeup artist, loves Harry Potter, Scarlet Witch, her black cat Evie, pancakes, and making people smile. She is human sunshine 10/10
Flower Girl
Kamila is turning 3 this year! Her mom, Kristen, and Elise have been friends since birth. Some of Kamila's favorite things are Sesame Street, going for bike rides, ice cream, and swimming! Sweetest flower girl around 100/10.
Officiant
There are too many words to say about Joseph. We met in 3rd grade and stayed BFFs ever since. He is definitely my brother from another mother. Joe loves dangerous hobbies (mountain biking, rock climbing on actual mountains, paragliding, etc), having a good time, skiing, whales, and Star Wars. Raddest human I know 10/10