Maid of Honor
Favorite Business group project partner turned into forever best friend. Countless face masks, hash browns, and hours of celeb gossip later, can't imagine life without you.
Best Man
Went from classic to domestic in the span of 10 minutes. Some would argue that his love for dogs goes a bit too far. Will put buffalo sauce on anything, even crickets. Ability to identify clouds is weak.
Bridesmaid
Our summer roomie! The greatest Bailey-sitter, animal lover, vegan baker and co-best sister you could ever have.
Groomsman
Will allow it. Has almost won every parlay he's ever taken. Loves to express himself in his brand new Kansas t-shirt. Survived Evan at The Hawk and bottle rockets at the lake together. Doesn't care what we do.
Bridesmaid
Making the world a better place one day at a time, starting with DC. Thanks for having the best closet to raid and watching the same shows so we can debrief. The other half of co-best sister ever.
Groomsman
Leader of the Nod Squad, but blocked on Snapchat. Watched every episode of Pretty Little Liars on purpose. Biggest Illinois/Memphis/Kentucky/K State fan alive. People forget he took Northeastern.
Bridesmaid
From awkward high school dances to wine tasting to the unsolvable SLO sleepover mystery, to everything in between. Cheers to nicknames that never faded, belts that always stayed on, years of birthday surprises and way too many tequila shots.
Groomsman
Carries his little brother's weight around on his gigantic shoulders. Once threw a perfectly good sandwich at a car, and suffered the consequences. This photo ranks low among the goofiest pictures we have of him.
Bridesmaid
It all started over chai tea lattes during an interview, and we've been work wives ever since. She keeps me sane, taught me the power of dry shampoo, & even took our amazing engagement pics - she can do anything and everything.
Groomsman
General Counsel at NewmCORP. Dream is to one day be a part of a spontaneous, synchronized dance routine. Won't stop talking about Fortnite, Bonobos, or Killian Tillie.
Bridesmaid
The best spin instructor, friend, listener, dancer, and cuddler you will ever meet. Favorite person to curl up and watch hours of rom coms with, or walk the famous loop. Highly recommend you find yourself an Alli -- bonus points if they're getting their PhD., too.
Groomsman
Known for his hilarious references that everybody definitely, totally understands. Loves listening to Carly Rae Jepsen and John Elton. Averaged 60 ppg in CYO basketball. People forget he took Montana.
Bridesmaid
(in Matt's words) Would rate as an average to above average (7/10) sister. In all seriousness, she's an extremely loving and caring person - as evidenced by her love for hosting parties, the USA and Harambe (RIP). She could extend a little bit more of that love to her own brother, but I'm being picky.
Groomsman
(in Nicky's words) My (1-minute) older and mostly wiser brother. Used to make the best bean and cheese burritos throughout middle school and high school - can we bring that back? Competitive in everything they do, but I finally get a big win -- I'll be first alphabetically forever! Woohoo. .
Bridesmaid
Sorry I thought you stole my basketball in 5th grade, and thanks for loving me anyway and being my longest best friend and forever neighbor. Couldn't imagine growing up or making up fake colleges with anyone else, or spending Arshia-mas every year without you.
Groomsman
I mean... where do I start? His laughter is a harbinger of impending doom. It has been known to make dogs howl, children weep, and even the bravest of men to tremble in fear. Also his fingers resemble tiny little sausages.
Dog of Honor
Bailey's getting a new last name too! We love you more than you love squirrels.