FAQs

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How did you two meet?

Answer

In the year of 2019, Mary entered the home of Josh after helping his roommate change a headlight on his car. Not wanting to disturb and being painfully introverted, she said something we can sum up to, "Don't worry, I won't be here long." After some research by our dedicated team, it is surmised that a slightly offended Josh said, shortly after Mary's departure, "She's a bit brisk?"

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Why Vermont?

Answer

After much debate and an intense game of Star Realms, it as decided that the wedding would be held in the future bride's childhood home state. They will be, in fact, married in the same church and with the same priest as Mary's parents.

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When was your first kiss?

Answer

Never kiss and tell.

Question

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

Answer

African or European?