Registry
Our featured fund
This money will be used to house the throne Martin will sit on and the kitchen in which Wanda will make victorious meals (famous for her Friendsgivings). Home and heart, memories and food will be made here. To new beginnings and to a future with a growing family.
Cash fund
New Home Fund (venmo option zero fees)
Our featured fund
This money will be used to house the throne Martin will sit on and the kitchen in which Wanda will make victorious meals (famous for her Friendsgivings). Home and heart, memories and food will be made here. To new beginnings and to a future with a growing family.
Cash fund
New Home Fund (bank card option)
We need access to those $5 rotisserie chickens whenever Wanda doesn't feel like cooking, and Martin doesn't feel like grilling.
Costco Membership
$65
Big ass calendar for our big ass plans in 2027.
The Big A## Calendar
$49.99
Where the baby making will happen ;)
Zinus Spa Sensations Serenity 12" King Mattress
$348
This one is built for some serious turbulence ;)
Mainstays 14" High Quad Fold Steel Platform Bed Frame, King
$114
Wanda runs cold.
FJÄLLARNIKA Duvet insert, warm King
$89.99
For when Wanda's water breaks.
BEDLORE Waterproof Mattress Protector, King Size Noiseless Mattress Pad with Deep Pocket 6"-18" Depth, Soft & Breathable Bed Mattress Cover Washable for Home, Bedroom, Hotel (White)
$28.04
To keep our sweaty asses off the bare mattress and/or last minute costume idea.
King Cotton Jersey Sheet Set Heather Oatmeal - Threshold™
$38.50
Because all of Wanda's duvet covers are floral and pink (and too small).
Bedsure Terracotta Duvet Cover King Size - Soft Prewashed King Duvet Cover Set, 3 Pieces, 1 Duvet Cover 104x90 Inches with Zipper Closure and 2 Pillow Shams, Comforter Not Included
$32.99
Another duvet cover, but in Martin's favorite color.
Bedsure Textured Duvet Cover King Size - Cotton-Like Polyester Jacquard Duvet Cover Set for All Seasons - 3 Pieces Elevated Dobby Ultra Soft Bedding Set, NO Comforter (Olive Green, King, 104" x 90")
$29.69
For when Martin finds a spider in the bed.
FEPPO Mattress Vacuum Cleaner PRO, 4-in-1 16Kpa Bed Vacuum with UV-C Light | 140°F Heat, HEPA Filter, Ultrasonic & 40,000 BPM, Handheld Vacuums Cleaner for Bed, Sofa, Couch, Crib(Corded, 550W)
$67.99
We love our salads tossed.
Gibson Home
Sherwood 3-Piece Salad Bowl Set
$39.99
Free shipping
*Group gifting option*After Martin's extensive research, he concluded these are the best for teaching Wanda how to make pozole.
Calphalon 5-Ply Stainless Steel Cookware Set
$599.99
*Group gifting option*After Wanda's extensive research, these would be great for non stick cooking, handling temperatures up to 500 degrees, and as a home self defense system if there ever was an intruder.
Calphalon Signature 10-Piece Nonstick Kitchen Cookware Set
$509.99
Big knife set for a big chopping board.
Calphalon Premier 15-Piece Knife Set with SharpIN™ EdgeTech, Stainless Steel Handles
$269.95
To store Wanda's famous Puerto Rican sofrito which will be the base of everything she cooks.
Ball 12ct 32oz Glass Mason Jar with Lid and Band - Wide Mouth
$16.49
Dual purpose for measuring and storage.
Ball 64oz Glass 6pk Wide Mouth Half Gallon Canning Jars Clear
$14.79
Ball 12ct 16oz Glass Mason Jar with Lid and Band - Wide Mouth
$14.49
For pancakes, steaks or tortillas. Oh the possibilities.
Lodge LPGI3 Pro-Grid Cast Iron Reversible 20" x 10" Grill/Griddle Pan with Easy-Grip Handles 10" x 20"
$49
Wanda has domesticated Martin with caffeine and has created a monster.
Nespresso by De'Longhi ENV155B VertuoPlus Deluxe Coffee and Espresso Machine by De'Longhi, Black
$177.11
For our coffees and our hot chocolates.
Electric Milk Frother and Steamer, 6-in-1 Detachable Milk Frother Machine | 500ml Stainless Steel Large Capacity Electric Milk Steamer for Hot & Cold Froth for Coffee, Latte & Chocolate
$56.99
The one thing we'll both miss from our own households.
O-Cedar EasyWring Microfiber Spin Mop and Bucket Floor Cleaning System
$37.20
For proper oil distribution. Crucial in today's economy.
SWEET VIEW Olive Oil Dispenser and Oil Sprayer – 16oz/470ml Glass Light-Proof Oil Pourer for Kitchen, Air Fryer, Cooking, Salad, and BBQ
$7.98
Martin hates waiting for free weights at the gym and Wanda hates going to the gym. No excuses.
CAP Barbell 150 lb Dumbbell Set with 2-Tier Rack | Multiple Options
$229.99
You know, for opening cans and shit.
Good Cook Can Opener, Safe Cut Manual Can Opener, no Sharp Can Edges, Black
$11.73
For when Wanda inevitably picks up sourdough baking.
Overmont Enameled Cast Iron Dutch Oven - 7QT Pot with Lid Cookbook & Cotton Potholders - Heavy-Duty Cookware for Braising, Stews, Roasting, Bread Baking white
$59.99
For Wanda's annual Friendsgiving turkey.
Groupe SEB - All-Clad E7649764 HA1 Hard Anodized Nonstick Dishwasher Safe PFOA Free Roaster Cookware, 13-Inch by 16-Inch, Black
$129.18
*Group gifting option*For Martin's summer grilling kickbacks. (Invite pending).
Monument Grills Mesa Series
$499
For leftovers... who is Wanda kidding? With Martin around, there will be no leftovers.
KEPSE Glass Food Storage containers Bowls with BPA Free Airtight Lids for Meal Prep Leftovers Baking Lunch Boxes Dish (3 Cup - 4 Pack)
$24.99
For leftovers... who is Wanda kidding? With Martin around, there will be no leftovers.
Pyrex 1136617 Glass food storage set, 10-Piece
$31.03
Purchased
Martin loves freshly baked chocolate chip cookies so Wanda needs this to make them.
Calphalon
Titan 10-Piece Steel Core Nonstick Bakeware Set
$99.99
Purchased
Martin said we should have all green appliances.
Roter Mond 2 Slice Toaster Retro Stainless Steel Toaster with Bagel, Cancel, Defrost Function and 6 Bread Shade Settings Bread Toaster, Extra Wide Slot and Removable Crumb Tray, Green
$44.99
Purchased
Ninja TB301 Detect Duo Power Blender Pro + Single Serve, BlendSense Technology, Blender For Smoothies, Shakes & More, 1800 Peak Watts, 72 oz. Pitcher, (2) 24 oz. To-Go Cups, Black
$139.97
Purchased
For our wrinkly ass clothes.
Jack ＆ Rose Dual Voltage Travel Steamer for Clothes,100-220V Portable Steamer,15s Heat Up,Steamer ＆ Iron 2 In 1, Travel Size Garment Steamer,Large Ceramic Heat Panel,for Global ＆ Europe Traveling
$52.99
Purchased
Big cutting board for big recipes.
HOMESTEAD End Grain Cutting Board 24 x 18in - Acacia Wood Cutting Board for Kitchen with Juice Groove and Handles, Butcher Block 1.5-in Thick
$32.95
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For all the days along the way