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Despite his status as an avid indoorsman, Dan agreed to go hiking with Emily in April 2019

Not pictured: peanuts IN the beer.

Right after Emily walked up a skeeball track to help Dan get a high score, he told her he loved her. Those two events may be related.

Fancy nights out in LA call for the fanciest in bird shirts.

This was during our short-lived foray into talking about owning a goat.

Applebees: Dan's favorite restaurant to get obscenely large beers

We went to Baltimore in September 2019 and had one, maybe two beers.

Pictured: the second beer we had in Baltimore.

Our first time in Milwaukee, where Dan bought Emily's family Malort and watched them react poorly.

Sure, we're doing oyster shooters. But how else will Dan tell people he's from Maryland?

Dan asked Em to marry him on May 15, 2021. According to Emily, he was shaking.

We clean up good.

Astoria, Oregon. The best city in Oregon according to every reputable source.

In our second visit to Wisconsin, we learned that we had forgotten all about humidity.

Sure, we're wearing masks. But how else will Dan tell people he's from Maryland?

Emily visited Dan in Spain 7 months pregnant with bubs while he was working on Guy Ritchie's The Covenant.

Gratuitous pic of our butts. Its what the people want.