FAQs

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How do I RSVP?

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Right here! Look at the top of the navigation bar!

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Can I bring my kids?

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ABSOLUTELY! We want this wedding to be family friendly, so bring your kids!

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When you say "family friendly" what do you mean?

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I mean, there isn't going to be a petting zoo. Kids are welcome. Its a bar. There will be tacos. We'll be dancing.

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I know you said I could bring my kids. Can I bring my dog? He's *like* a kid.

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Hard no.

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What does SCUBA stand for?

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Self-Continued Underwater Breathing Apparatus. At me.

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What time should I arrive at the ceremony?

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Bar is open at 4:30. We'll be getting married at 5:30. Your call.

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Is there parking for the ceremony or reception?

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There is limited street parking. Ubers and Lyfts are cheap, and most of the hotels we recommend are within walking distance.

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I have a food allergy, can I make a special request?

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We're doing street tacos. Cheap, American, hard shelled tacos. There will be a vegetarian option, but it'll likely be "tacos, but no meat." Let us know if you have an allergy by February 1, 2024 and we'll do our best to accommodate you.

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Is there an open bar?

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Does a bear shit in the woods? No seriously, we don't know. I mean yeah there will be an open bar but if there are any amateur mammologists who want to take a crack at this bear bathroom mystery, DM me.

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Let's talk registry.

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Not a question but ok. We are registered at a few places and there is a Honeyfund. Your call. If you don't want to buy us anything and the idea of giving us $50 so we can have a cocktail at some far off location is off-putting, you can also donate whatever you would like to the Friends of Portland Fire and Rescue, a 503(c) non-profit.