Maid of Honor
We've been friends since 4th grade and we're still cracking each other up almost 20 years later, just with more wine involved.
Best Man
Ari, you remember that one time that we went to play laser tag and afterwards in the car in the parking lot and that Teenage Wasteland song was playing and you sentimentally declared that we would remember this day for the rest of our lives and I said yeah right and you said nah we definitely will just because I said so and I was like we'll see and you said yeah and now I'm like damn she was right
Bridesmaid
We've turned love and support into a contest with each other.
Bridesmaid
You know that friend that you text at 1am because they're probably awake and even if they're not they'll get back to you in the morning?
Groomsman
When you've been stranded on an island together, you know it's for real.
Brother of the Bride
I once shoved a toy spoon down his throat when he was a toddler and he was still willing to walk me down the aisle.
Officiant, Emmcee, Brother of the Groom, Groomsman
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