Bridesmaid
stupid bitch - virgo rising, only thing she cares about is your horoscope
Officiant
will likely cry at her own speech
Maid of Honor
exclusively wears The Nightmare Before Christmas gear (not allowed on this day)
Bridesmaid
looks like spongebob
Bridesmaid
looks like Chucky
Bridesmaid
her real last name is Staubach
Bridesmaid
has bad taste in football teams (boo cheese heads)
Bridesmaid
had the misfortune of knowing Mariajose as a 5 year old
Best Man
Groomsman
Groomsman
Groomsman
Groomsman
Groomsman
Groomsman
Mother of the Bride
she can buy herself flowers
Father of the Bride
too charming for his own good
Flower Girl