Registry
Dear friends and family, we want to set expectations before you go any further here! We live together in a classically small yet charming Brooklyn apartment and, thanks to Maretie's previous life as an independent adult, we have stuff! We are particularly grateful to all of you for attending, and since your attendance likely cost quite a bit already, PLEASE do not feel obligated to buy or contribute towards anything on the registry! Seriously, Maretie might not become the next Arnold Schwarzenegger without the weight set, but we will most likely survive without these items.
Having said that, we know there are a handful of you who cannot fathom the thought of attending without finding something essential, like a whimsical board game, to contribute to the newlyweds. Again, your presence at our big day is truly more than sufficient, but for those of you with the love language of gift giving, we appreciate your gifts in addition to your presence at our wedding!