Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride, fellow Belle, writer, and woo-woo person. Godmother to Alvy and creative director to the wedding. Gives the best during-Arrested-Development shoulder massages in the world.
Best Man
Friend of the couple. Ian's best friend since middle school. Knower of all New York's most excellent restaurants. Runs with bulls. **Did not give his consent to appear on this website or in any of your candid wedding photos.**
Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride. Self-described bridesmaid role: "comedic relief." Sat between Lauren and Ian pseudo-aggressively the first time she met him and has since warmed up considerably.
Groomsman
Brother of the bride. Supporter of Ian's Tool habit. Everyone's fave chill bro, Midwestern Dirt frontman, and your hookup for records in Lincoln Park.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the couple. Creative collaborator and fellow Steinbeck fangirl of the bride. An example of one of those cool Notre Dame girls you hear about sometimes.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the couple. Lauren's confidante, mutual attaché, and calmer-downer for going on 20 years. Will no doubt be serving a red lip and a cool head on The Day.
Officiant
Friend of the couple. Lauren's random NYC Craigslist roommate circa 2012 turned eventual lifelong friend and financial advisor.
Father of the Bride
International man of mystery. Grandpaw to Alvy. Thrilled that Madam Britchford is finally betrothed to the Earl of Middlesex.
Mother of the Bride
The Illinois Cindy. Cookie-baker extraordinaire. Catch-phrase resource for Lauren, who is slowly turning into her mother both in turns of phrase and looks (good thing she's cute).
Father of the Groom
Ross family patriarch, bartender, and chef. Germantown Friends School axe-throwing champion, 2019. Lifelong contrarian.
Mother of the Groom
The Ohio Cindy. Ian and Lauren's pro bono career consultant and all-around cheerleader. Surprise Cards Against Humanity champion, Christmas 2018.
Wedding Coordinator
Aunt of the bride. Curly-hair advisor and role model. Planning guru. And day-of contact.