Best Man
Brother of the groom. Stunt double. Ace pilot.
Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride. Can drive. Can't vote.
Groomsman
Cousin of the bride. Pulling her pigtails since 1997.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom. Keeping him in line since 1998.
Groomsman
Groom's friend since childhood. Could aid machines in taking over the world.
Bridesmaid
Dear friend of the bride. Could poison you in two dozen different ways.
Groomsman
Groom's friend since college. Ultimate board game master.
Bridesmaid
Bride's friend since college. Brings snacks. Drinks wine.
Groomsman
Groom's friend since college. Sails boats and issues patents - not at the same time.
Bridesmaid
Bride's friend since childhood. Her hips don't lie.
Groomsman
Groom's friend since college. Dreams of curling in the Olympics. May be a pirate.
Bridesmaid
Bride's friend since college. Airplane designer. Verified Genius.
Groomsman
Bride's friend since college. Flies gliders & scales mountains. What next?
Bridesmaid
Bride's friend since college. Would get her PhD to be called Dr. Pepper.